Flamingo: Fish heads! Get your ice-cold fish heads! Now eyeball-free!
MC Penguin: We’re heading into the final period of the curling championships and the penguins are up. Here comes Victor.
[Victor slides his turtle across the ice]MC Penguin: What a beauty!
Victor: Yeah! Sweep!
MC Penguin: It’s headed straight for the red bullseye! This could be it, folks!
[The turtle slides just a inch from the bullseye]MC Penguin: Bo-wango!
Turtle: Yes!
Penguin: Oh, yeah!
MC Penguin: That’s gonna be tough to beat.
Samson: What? «Tough to beat»? That’s just the way we like it, right, guys?
Penguins: (chanting)
Nigel: I can’t believe this! If we lose, I’m gonna rip my head off! (as a penguin glides past laughing) And yours!
Bridget: We cannot lose to flightless birds!
Will Vandom: Don’t talk like that, Bridget! Those penguins are a bunch of bullies! Don’t let what they say get to you!
Samson: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No one is losing anything around here. As long as we stay focused. By the way, has anyone seen Ryan?
Larry: Oh! Oh, I know! Maybe he’s sulking ’cause he lives in his father’s shadow and he roars like a schoolgirl.
Samson: Thanks, Lar.
Larry: You betcha.
Paxton: I don’t see how that helps.
Catalina: Uh, what are those monkeys doing with those dolls?
Marinette Dupain-Cheng: Taunting Nigel with them, by the looks of it.
Monkeys: Nigel! Nigel! Will you sign my dolly?
Nigel: Ugh! Not again.
Samson: Nigel, ignore them.
Nigel Doll: I’m so cuddly! I like you!
Monkeys: You’re so cuddly! We love you!
Nigel: That’s it! I am not cuddly! I’m a vicious jungle animal from the streets of London! Fear me! Wah!
Monkey: Get him! Get him! Get him!
[Suddenly, the monkeys grab Nigel who grabs one of Bridget’s horns]Nigel: Agh! Help me!
Samson: Girls! Put him down.
Buzzie: You heard the lion! Drop him!
Nigel: I am not a doll!
Monkey: Cushy tushy!
Nigel: Agh! Leave my bum alone!
June: Now that is so naughty.
Raphael: Don’t you make me come up there, hairballs!
Thomas: You monkeys let him down right now!
Lofty: Maybe I can get him down with my jib!
Bob: Lofty, no!
Benny: Nigel get your paws off my girlfriend!
Bridget: Benny, I am not your girlfriend! (screams as she falls down)
[Benny tries to run but slips on the ice. Bridget lands on top of him and Samson and Nigel lands on her back still holding the doll as they all land in a heap]Nigel Doll: Really nice day!
Muck: That wasn’t supposed to happen, was it?
MC Penguin: What is up with Samson’s team tonight? Brutal!
Penguins: (laughs)
Bridget: Benny? Benny? Benny? Benny? Benny? Benny? Oh, my gosh! Who knows mouth-to-mouth?!
Benny: I do!
[Benny kisses Bridget and she launches him onto her nose]Bridget: Ugh! What was that?
Benny: Just your daily dose of vitamin Benny, baby.
Bridget: Get off my nose.
Nigel Doll: I’m so cuddly, I like you.
Nigel: Stop saying that!
[Nigel punches the doll then headbutts it]Larry: Cannonball!
[Larry jumps onto Bridget, causing her to launch Benny into the air]Benny: Whoa!
Samson: Next year, I should just coach.