Harry Potter: Dudley’s Birthday

Pet.: Up. Get up! Now!
Dud: Wake up cousin! We’re going to the zoo!
Pet: Here he comes the birthday boy!
Ver: happy birthday son.
Pet: Why don’t you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything.
H: Yes Aunt Petunia.
Pet: I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley’s special day!
Ver: Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!
H: yes Uncle Vernon.
Pet: Aren’t they wonderful darling?
Dud: How many are there?
V: 36, Counted them myself.
Dud: 36?! BUT LAST YEAR LAST YEAR I HAD 37!!!
V: Yes, but some of them are a bit bigger than last year’s!
Dud: I don’t care how big they are!
Pet: Now, now, now, this is what we’re going to do. Is that when we go out we’re going to buy you 2 new presents. How’s that pumpkin?

Pet: It should be a lovely day at the zoo. I’m really looking forward to it.
V: I’m warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all and you won’t have any meals for a week. Get in.

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