V: Fine day Sunday. In my opinion best day of the week. And why is that Dudley?
H: Because there’s no post on Sundays.
V: Right you are Harry. No post on Sunday. Ha! No blasted letters today! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not one! No sir, not one blasted, miserable- —
Dud: Make it stop, please!
V: Stop it!
Dud: Mummy what’s happening?
V: Give me that! Give me that letter!
H: Get off! They’re my letters! Let go of me!
V: That’s it! We’re going away, far away! Where they can’t find us!
Dud: Daddy’s gone mad hasn’t he?