Harry Potter: Harry Talks to the Snake

Dud: Make it move.
V: Move.
Dud: MOVE!
H: He’s asleep.
Dud: He’s boring.
H: Sorry about him he doesn’t understand what it’s like, lying there day after day watching people press their ugly faces in on you. Can you hear me? It’s just I’ve never talked to a snake before. Do you… Do you talk to people often? You’re from Burma, aren’t you? Was it nice there? Did you miss your family? I see. That’s me as well. I never knew my parents either.
Dud: Mummy, Dad, come here you won’t believe what this snake is doing! Woah! Woah! Ah!
Snake: Thanks.
H: Any time.
Oth: Snake! Ahh!
Dud: Mum! Mummy! Help me!
P: My darling boy! How did you get in there! Who did this? How did you get in there? Is there a snake?